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just warming up, this is the moment when you should blacklist hiromax or unfollow me probably because the next step is a lot worse than this (will probably get to drawing it tomorrow, it’s a comic so it’ll take some time)

Or Job For a Cowboy. Or Whitechapel. Or Obscura. Or whatever lol.

oneeyedneko: D.Va and her Bubble (or boobs, or whatever) Source: http://www.overwatchandhentai.com/oneeyednekod-va-and-her-bubble-or-boobs-or-whatever/

welcome to my nsfw blog where 99% of my content is a blue gem getting it on with others or by herself

The fun thing about a long queue is that I typically bulk queue fanart for new stuff I’m into so in like a year or whatever when it ends up getting posted you can tell what I was super into at that time, but what I’m into currently? It is a mystery!

And here we go, to do another retcon on Thor… So what, now the Mjolnir wasn’t forged or whatever by the dwarfs? But anyway if the next issue doesn’t explain how Odison became unworthy i’ll drop this… And i’m really reconsidering

My friends are the biggest social media ppl, like everytime something happens they grab their phones & post it on Snapchat or Instagram or whatever n I hate it. I’m not a social media person at all, I basically just use Tumblr and it’s

mechanomi: Whenever I see people who are super smug about being atheists, I always think of this quote from Kurt Vonnegut’s address at Bennington: Like, it’s fine if you don’t believe in God or the bible or whatever. Tons of people don’t. Hell,

kristakittyfish: so apparently “asexual reproduction” is no longer the preferred scientific term, so if anyone makes a sponge joke or whatever just scream “IT’S AGAMETIC KNOW YOUR SCIENCE” and throw a textbook at them

whatever happened to just jerking off in a sock or a wad of tissue or whatever? why are these people so reckless with their semen. you jizz into something you can hide or get rid of because goddamnit that’s the fucking rules. you dont collect the

like i aint even saying dealing with depression or loneliness or whatever is easy, aint nothing easy. but goddamn man, when im feeling down i call friends up or i distract myself, or whatever. like maybe if yall werent always being “tortured souls nobody

fishmech:gateway-2000:what are some of the first computer or browser games you remember playing as a kid?this

strangelyschizotypal: honestly the thing i hate most about avpd is not being able to recover from small negative comments that happened hours, days, months, or even years ago

I was listening to music and I found that I really like the song “Wake Up” by the Arcade Fire in relation to the Gems, regarding whatever conflict caused their species to apparently die out (or leave or whatever) and especially with the theory

glitterpiggies: I was bored and made a Millie - Molly - Billy pattern!You can use it as a background or whatever you like :) I can make them in different sizes, would people be interested in that for like phones or desktops or whatever?

aobubblegum: I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED WHENEVER THEY PLAYED RHYME LIKE MAYBE THEIR BODIES WERE PHYSICALLY TRANSFERRED INTO THE RHYME GAME OR SOMETHINGBUT NO THEY JUST FALL FACE FIRST INTO THE GROUND AND GO COMATOSE. IS THIS A NORMAL THING IN THE

dude i also had a fucking wet dream of sorts or whatever you called them with fucking sword boys. i’ve reached full weaboo trash status. pls fucking punch me.

Thought I’d give this a go… Leave a name of a celebrity/model/alt porn star or whatever in my ask and if I think they’re hot I shall post some pictures….

queerhawkeye:there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

edwardspoonhands: Uhhhh…any advice for this situation? Use one of those hooked can openers? You know, the same one you use for opening canned apple juice or whatever.

queerhawkeye: there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

queerhawkeye: there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

“Or whatever”. Voting for this administration will bring you bad luck, bad juju and destruction. https://www.instagram.com/p/CGnSCVOrBnH/?igshid=8qqu048b0hhq

queerhawkeye: there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

queerhawkeye:there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

Bored bitch with a bob.

yellowpie:catnippackets:for real once you realize that you can actually wear whatever you want and call yourself whatever name and pronouns you want and have whatever interests you want and be whatever gender you want your life gets so much better and

queerhawkeye:there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

queerhawkeye:there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

queerhawkeye: there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

queerhawkeye: there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

queerhawkeye: there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

I don’t get how a lot of kids curse at their parents like what the hell. And strangely it’s white kids most of the time. If I said any curse word or whatever to my parents they’d kick my ass until I had no idea what said curse word meant

Despite doing all these things to try to show you how I feel, I always get no reaction or response and that makes me feel like shit. I already know how things will turn out even before I do them, and I always know I am not going to get the reaction I

queerhawkeye:there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

queerhawkeye: there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

queerhawkeye:there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

queerhawkeye: there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

queerhawkeye: there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

sooo what did erry one get for christmas?

queerhawkeye:there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

queerhawkeye:there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

sometimes u just gotta let shit go. whatever happened, happened. stop stressin over it. you still young and still got more shit comin ur way

queerhawkeye: there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

queerhawkeye: there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

queerhawkeye: there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

tell me your secrets please please pleaaase

Ten Inch Hero: you better go to torrentz and download this movie right now or go and buy it. Right now. Very good movie!

does anybody else get ninja turtle pajama pants from walmart and think they smell delicious because of that newly bought smell or is that just me  

queerhawkeye: there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

queerhawkeye: there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.

For those that can’t view the Vimeo videos while using the Tumblr app, we added “DIRECT LINK” links in the description of the posts. Just click those and the video should pop up in a new tab or browser or whatever you use.

vorishsuicune: bulletballismylife: This must be my favorite meme of 2017. Or ever. >getting eaten by a dragon

Or whatever…😈😈

I’m pondering something If I were to open commissions how many of you would be interested? I’ll make a post explaining commission info in it and everything but I just wanna make sure Feel free to like this post or whatevs that works too

its time to learn something today kids i believe you should draw more than one pairing my dear dashingderpcream~ like the many thousands of idiots that also draw monoshit or checkmerp or whatever they are called man like damn update that drawing style

Sorry, but I don’t have time to small talk on here. If I answered every message that said “hey” “how are you?” or every short, essentially meaningless message like “you’re sexy” or whatever, I literally would not have time to answer everything

k but being an Aries and a woman is like a double whammy or something. literally can never passionately speak about anything online without at least one person assuming I’m a raging bitch.

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